illorac:

I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave

lol.

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Who have we become?

Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

stealingcheese:

WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!?!?

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